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Mmm ... Pi

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:02:59 -0700

Mmm ... Pi

If baking isn’t a science, then why do bakers and mathematicians both love pi so much? Whether you’re a crafty scientist or a mathematically-inclined homemaker, you’re sure to love this deliciously clever shirt detailing your love of mathematical equations and America’s favorite desserts. Mmm…Pi, everyone loves it.

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:22:30 -0700

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Probably the only thing your mom will let you stick in your nose without yelling at you. The nose pencil sharpener certainly adds a little humor to your otherwise boring tasks of doing homework or taxes.

Bacon Strip Bandages

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:08:56 -0700

They say time heals all wounds, but why wait for time when you can rely on meat?

These Bacon Strip Bandages may not actually take the pain away, but they come with a free toy, which is more than we can say about a visit to the doctor.

The Magnetic Dead - 3D Zombie Magnets

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:06:24 -0700

The Magnetic Dead - 3D Zombie Magnets

We were warned, but nothing could truly prepare us for the massive zombie outbreak currently taking place. It is the end of the world as we know it! The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie magnets have finally arrived! AHHHHHHND we cannot containt our excitement over the launch of this new gruesomely fantastic line!

Do not be afraid! This 10-piece refrigerator magnet corpse is not just another useless zombie item. This flesh eating monster is always there when you need a hand, or a foot. You can use his body parts to hang up notes. When work has become mind numbingly dull you can spend hours upon hours mixing, matching, and dancing around his body parts. The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie is your key to survival.

Get your Magnetic Dead now. You don't want to be left scavenging for one later. Can you really live without one?

Cthulhu Mints

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:09:03 -0700

Banish horrific breaths!

Is your breath so horrific it'd wake Cthulhu himself? Got a H.P. Lovecraft fan with breath so horrific it's like from something dead but dreaming?

Don't anger the Great Old Ones - send halitosis to hell with these Cthulhu breath mints. Ah, horror has never tasted so good!

Battle Damage

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:53:12 -0800

Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:09:26 -0700

Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver

This handy all-metal construction pen tool lets you tackle the job quickly and in style, too! The sturdy metal pen has a built-in spirit level, flathead and Phillips screwdriver, and both inch and metric rulers inscribed on its hexagonal body. Oh, did we mention it writes like a dream, too?

The Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver is the perfect geeky gift for that handy man in your life. Quantities are very limited - get yours today!

Come To The Dark Side - We Have Cookies

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:25:36 -0700

Forget Wealth and Power! Have a Cookie, instead

The promise of world domination is nice, but cookies apparently work better to recruit people to join the Dark Side!

Come to the Dark Side for the cookies and stay for the planet destroying space station.

Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:56:17 -0700

Bacon Balm

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:44:53 -0700

Keep your lips nice and greasy with this bacon-flavored lip balm. Ladies, be prepared to have lots of men want to give you a smooch after you put this on!

Ingredients: petroleum jelly, mineral oil, beeswax, polybutene, octyl palmitate, propylparaben, fragrance.

Gesundheit Tissues

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:29:01 -0700

Achoo! Gesundheit! Tissues!

Bless you, no wait, I mean Gesundheit. Whether you’re celebrating Oktoberfest, embracing your roots, or simply trying to find a non-spiritual way to be polite after someone sneezes, these uber absorbent Gesundheit Tissues are a perfect way to absorb snot, wipe off bratwurst grease or soak up polka sweat.

Screwpop 4-in-1 Keychain Tool

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:09:04 -0700

Screwpop = Screwdriver + Bottle Pop-Top Opener

This neat little tool with a cool name shows that useful things don't have to come in big packages!

Screwpop - like its name cleverly says - is perfect for screwing and popping open bottle tops, which cover something like 90% of all the things you'd need to do anyway, all in one convenient keychain tool.

Its small size - only slightly larger than a regular key, lets you keep it conveniently in your pocket. Its sturdy all-metal construction means that you'd be the favorite go-to bottle opener guy of the party for years to come!

Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:51:39 -0700

Having great vocabulary didn't save the Thesaurus from extinction / eradication / extirpation, ... but this T-shirt may just save you from being an unhip / uncool / clueless dorkoramus!

Narwhal - Finger Puppet

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:16:01 -0700

Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:28:44 -0800

Fingerstache

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:47:11 -0700

Be hip without the pain and pesky commitment of a tattoo!

You all know that finger moustache tattoos are all the rage, but if you're a bit shy in the pain and commitment department, what to do?

Well, the Fingerstache temporary tattoos to the rescue! These stylish temporary tattoos come in 19 different styles (choose from the likes of The Villain, Rich Uncle, The Gunslinger, El Bandito and many more ...). Surely there's one that'll make you hip like never before!

Bacon Air Freshener

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:59:37 -0700

Pickle Lip Balm

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:27:39 -0700

Dill-icious!

In the olden days, before the invention of lip balms, people used to soothe their chapped lips by rubbing them with dill pickle*.

Today, with modern technology and whatnot, people are re-discovering the benefit of dill-flavored lip balm. It sure beats carrying a dill pickle in your pocket!

*Not really, but it sure makes a great story, doesn't it?

Zombie Doorstop (Crawling)

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:49:36 -0700

Crawling Zombie Doorstop

The Zombie invasion is in full swing here. We are excited to announce that the Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) has just broken into the warehouse. Our shelves are now filled with gruesome corpses.

Do not panic! The crawling zombie is here to stop that annoying door right in its tracks. Now you can have your very own undead friend hold the door open for you. Who knew Zombies could be so helpful!

Get your Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) now. You don't want to be left behind. Can you really survive without one?

Bacon Mints

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:52:19 -0700

Next time your friends start getting on your case, claiming the whole bacon trend is fading out, offer them a mint –a delicious Bacon Mint that is. These flavorful treats give you the salty meaty taste you’ve come to love, followed by just a touch of sweet, minty goodness.

You know what they say: once you go pork, you never go back.

Support Cloning

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:49:29 -0700

Combat disease! Cure cancer! Fight in a gladiator battle!

Well, if you could clone yourself, imagine all the fun you could have. But until science catches up to science fiction, you wear this awesome T-shirt to let the world know that you support cloning. Go Science!

Yummy Pockets - Taco

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:34:06 -0700

Everyone needs a wallet or coin purse to carry around their cash and credit cards, but how many people are lucky enough to get to carry a taco in their pocket?

Best of all, this Yummy Pockets Taco is really taco-sized, so you can actually protect your delicious Mexican food wherever you go. Just be sure not to combine your credit cards and loose change with your actual tacos.

Cool Shooters Ice Tray

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:28:24 -0800

Cool Shooters Ice Tray

A cool party needs a cool shot glass, and there's nothing cooler than frozen ones made out of ice. If you want to be extra creative, freeze juice or your favorite drink for flavored shot glasses that everyone will want to drink from ... and drink to!

Make sure you have enough for the party - each Cool Shooters Ice Tray mold makes 4 frozen shot glasses at a time.

The Simpsons Duff Energy Drink

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:21:49 -0700

Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy to get off your duff!

While Homer Simpson described Duff Beer as "the beer that makes the day fly by," this Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy you'd need to do all the stuff in the day to make it fly by!

There's no better energy drink in Springfield and in your hometown than the Duff Energy Drink.

Brainier Than The Average Bear

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:37:51 -0700

Hey There!

If you're smarter than the average Ursus americanus, then put this shirt in your pic-a-nic basket ... er, shopping cart. But don't let the Ranger find out - he's not going to like it!

Doomed - Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:21:37 -0700

Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:30:40 -0700

Polluted Glass

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:07:23 -0700

Polluted Glass

Do you like drinks so strong that they're practically poison? Then there's no better glassware to pour them in than in the Polluted Glass, shaped like a 55-gallon barrel fit for toxic sludge ... er, your favorite beverage.

The Polluted Glass comes in a set of two, and is the perfect glassware for parties.

Finger Tentacle

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:09:14 -0800

Have you ever wished for tentacles? The Finger Tentacles from the NeatoShop can make those dreams come true.

Attach these adorable tentacles to your pudgy little digits and get in touch with your inner sea creature. You might even be lucky enough to have a Cthulhu moment.

Who knew that Finger Tentacles could make you so happy? It's good to be you!

Snifty Scented Pen

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:13:35 -0800

Snifty Scented Pen

Make writing fun and fragrant with the Snifty Scented Pen. Take your pick from a wide variety of fun scents like candy apple, chocolate chip cookie, cotton candy, glazed donut, mint chip, pizza, and my favorite, popcorn!

The Snifty Scented Pen are retractable ballpoint pen with black ink. They're the perfect back to school gifts for kids and young authors.